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Damn phone.

Today was a splendid day.

Nearly got driven over already. My sunglasses nearly smashed onto the ground. And my damn fucking phone broke it’s touchscreen thanks to a fall of less than 30 fucking cms above the ground.

I’m just beyond pissed right now, especially ever since I’m on an ISLAND. And ISLAND too small to have a decent PHONESTORE. Closest one is in either LEEUWARDEN or DEN HELDER where I shall be heading on FRIDAY anyhow.

I COULD JUST MAKE A FUCKING RAGE QUIT OVER THIS.
WHERE’S THE FUCK YOU BUTTON.

Damnit why even while I’m on vacation!? ON THAT SPECIFIC DAMN ISLAND. In the top north of The Netherlands!?

I can borrow my mom’s phone now and I won’t show it ever to the fucking daylight around here. The only special thing about it is that I can pop on a damn flashlight. Fan-fucking-tastic. Now I’m really saved when I need to find something in the damn dark in the middle of nowhere.

And all of my phonenumbers are gone, so I can’t even add one. Yes I’m on my laptop now.

RARGH WHY NOW!?!

Joke of the day.

marshmallowreina:

katherinearandez:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

It helps if you read it in the accents….

omfg

(Source: flyingscotsman)

lokisergi: pyrebomb: fluffmugger: aomiarmster: What is going on here? Grabs this dude by the neck ( much like Thor does to Loki)  Is Loki disgusted, worried, frustrated, upset, revolted, annoyed, tired, is he in pain?  Look at the face he’s making. Or maybe this is one of his happy faces… Necessity drove him to have to touch an icky mortal.  He’s got Clint in the wings waiting with a giant bottle of purell. #his FACE #oh my lord #that’s the face I make when I squish spiders btw Squishing spiders is probs a good analogy With the caveat that he isn’t scared of spiders, he just thinks they are gross and what sort of shitlord of creation would make spiders THERE ARE NO GODS
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lokisergi:

pyrebomb:

fluffmugger:

aomiarmster:

What is going on here? Grabs this dude by the neck ( much like Thor does to Loki)  Is Loki disgusted, worried, frustrated, upset, revolted, annoyed, tired, is he in pain?  Look at the face he’s making. Or maybe this is one of his happy faces…

Necessity drove him to have to touch an icky mortal.  He’s got Clint in the wings waiting with a giant bottle of purell.

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#his FACE #oh my lord #that’s the face I make when I squish spiders btw
Squishing spiders is probs a good analogy With the caveat that he isn’t scared of spiders, he just thinks they are gross and what sort of shitlord of creation would make spiders THERE ARE NO GODS

spocktormccoy:

theempressofkong:

allthingsjennyanydots:

withclawsandsympathy:

nuspock:

*falls through your ceiling* hey do you wanna talk about star trek

*burning on your ceiling* hey do you wanna talk about supernatural

*appears in your bedroom in a blue box* hey do you wanna talk about doctor who 

*takes you as my hostage then runs from the police* hey do you wanna talk about sherlock

*eats your organs* hey you wanna talk about Hanni- .. oh.

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