May 2013
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c'mon and lie to me, tell me you love me: Let's... →
BASIC:
Name: Elisabeth Maria (I’m serious) Nickname(s): Goat, Geit (Dutch), Ms. Watson, Gandalf the Pink, Skittles Gender: Female Age: 19, nearly 20 at he moment of writing Birthday: May 28th (AWW YISS) Hometown: Zeewolde Current Town: Rijen Orientation: Probably straight..?
LIKES / DISLIKES:
Favorite Color(s): Black and pink.. Least Favorite Color: Most in the pastel like range...
interneternal:
what it feels like to be a casual member of a drama filled fandom
(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
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My friend said that the Lord of the Rings is a...
purplesneakerprincess:
dragonlordoferebor:
booksandcatslover:
geniusbillionairesassmaster:
I AM NO MAN
I AM NO MAN
MUSTERTHE HOHIRRIM
This has way too few notes. WTF my awesome female LOTR fen? Represent!
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leasterleah:
seriously though, the Emperor’s New Groove is such a great movie.
i fucking love this movie
goldshirts-tightpants:
little-goose:
Excuse me but Into Darkness has been out for a week, why are there no posts talking about the fact that Cucumberpatch makes the face that suggests he’s going to steal christmas
I mean really
I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR A WEEK TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT STUPID FACE REMINDED ME OF AND THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT. THE FUCKING GRINCH.
dj-bsnow:
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude.
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lakidaa:
drparisa:
people who like my OCs
people who know who my OCs are
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supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:
teruteruhanamura:
im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK
IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT
LORD FUCKWAD
HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST
SAY IT WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT
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rock-bomber:
rock-bomber:
rock-bomber:
rock-bomber:
Weelee!
Weelee…
Weelee…..
WEELEE
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catbuttcat:
alcnolien:
Whoa whoa guys I just had a thought
You know how the Powerpuff Girls get their superpowers from Chemical X
X
as in the X chromosome
Their superpower is literally girl power
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DAILY MOTHERFUCKING REMINDER
templet0n:
firemakesmesmile:
ofdemonsandtimelords:
THAT YOU ARE
DAMN INTELLIGENT
VALUABLE AS HELL AND NOT THE LEAST BIT WORTHLESS
SUPER FUCKING LOVED
EXTREMELY GOD DAMN INTERESTING
NOT TO MENTION A HOT PIECE OF ASS
AND THAT ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU OTHERWISE IS A PIECE OF SHIT. KEEP BEING AWESOME, DON’T LET THE DOUCHE BAGS GET YOU DOWN, AND REMEMBER THAT I MOTHERFUCKING LOVE YOU.
HOVER...
poopflow:
doing everything for your friends and putting them first and they still end up abandoning you (✿◠‿◠)
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Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.
the-nocturnal-fangirl:
iamsherlockedcumberbiatch:
helena-castor:
all the notes. holy crap.
at first the reblog button didn’t work for me, i was like FUCK FUCK FUCK but then it worked.lol.
It worked immediately. I’M HARRY FREAKIN POTTER!
Heheh<3
…looks like i got the magic in me. >:)
HA! FINALLY! after the 73902356504600th try! ;)
look @ me now.
fuck yeaahhhhh first...
bilbochan:
the-petite-prince:
bilbochan:
the-petite-prince:
effie and i are fed up with the way things are run on midgard
so we’re going to ascend and become asgardians
WHAT IS THOU BLATHERING ABOUT
I HAVE ALREADY ASCENDED!
FOR GLORY~!
FOR ASGAAAAAAARRRDDDDD~!
FOR THE GETTING LAID
and once you get everyone in bed for said laying you ollie out like
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Reblog if you've actually SEEN the movie "The...
aapbijdethee:
zerachin:
awesometriathlon:
catgh0st:
Let’s see who’s over 18
im 12 and a half this is my fav disney you jerks age doesnt matter!!!!!!!!
I actually dreamt I was watching this film last night.
spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
Arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
Latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
Sign Language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
Dutch: Not your first language? The 'g' will fuck your throat up.
forsciencejohn:
xxryuxx:
paper-planes-and-toy-trains:
you are my sunshine
my only sunshine
you make me happy
when skies are gray
you’ll never know dear
how much i love you
please dont take
my sunshine away
This is the most touching post ever. Truly brings a tear to the eye.
ambassador-of-anguish:
shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
swexan:
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50shadesofbellamy:
I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh
And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades...
fefeferi:
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
